This shirt is for a theoretical delivery company that does not provide any safety measures or civil rights to their contract drivers and eats babies. Could be a perfect gift for this person. Clever and super sarcastic and theoretical in nature completely because no company could ever threat people this poorly, right?. Fast shipping and high quality.
Quality Details: • High-quality materials and printing • Fast, reliable shipping • Available in multiple sizes
Enjoy fast shipping for a flat rate of $5 or FREE if you spend $59 or more. Even Honest Abe would be happy about that. And of course, we use high quality materials for all the products we offer because we actually care about our reputation and value your thoughts about us. Not just words, we got love for ya.
